Steak & BJ Day – March 14th:
Is It That Much Of A Mystery How To Celebrate?
Known as the anti-Valentine’s Day, March 14th has come a long way to making many men happy. Celebrated as Steak & Blow Job Day, you’ll want to mark your calendars and gather your supplies, and some of you will want to drop to your knees. If you’re in Germany please celebrate Schnitzel und Blowjob Tag or in Spain Día del Solomillo y el Sexo Oral and so on…
No flowers and chocolate here. No cards, no poetry. This newly sacred of holidays is straight forward and to the point. March 14th calls for a menu of steak, prepared how your man likes it with whatever trimmings may be available. We recommend La Carniceria restaurant if you happen to be in Buenos Aires, Argentina (the best steak in the world). Steak is followed by the best blow job that can be performed, also how your man likes it. This is not some sort of power trip or chauvinistic endeavor. Quite the contrary. Those couples in an equal and respectful relationship will know that pleasing your partner is as empowering for one as it is enjoyable for the other, not matter which is on the receiving end.
The holiday may have been the creation of radio DJ Tom Birdsey in 2002, during a show on WFNX radio station in Boston. As you can imagine, there is contested debate on this fact. Regardless, it is simple concept and one that should produce some satisfied smiles in the end.
Interested in preparing your own steak? Enjoy our recipe for “Garlic Butter Steak.”
It really doesn’t get any easier than this and you don’t need much to make a lip-smacking good steak. We like using New York Strip Steaks, try to get them weighing about 1 pound and around 1 1/4″ thick. Keep in mind a thicker steak will take longer to cook through and a thinner steak will cook faster. Well-marbled steaks will give you the juiciest results.
How to Pan Sear Steaks:
- Pat dry – use paper towels to pat the steaks dry to get a perfect sear and reduce oil splatter.
- Season generously – just before cooking steaks, sprinkle both sides liberally with salt and pepper.
- Preheat the pan on medium and brush with oil. Using just 1/2 Tbsp oil reduces splatter.
- Sear steaks – sear each side 3-4 minutes until a brown crust has formed.
- Add butter and aromatics – melt in butter with quartered garlic cloves and rosemary sprigs.
- Remove steak and rest 10 minutes before slicing against the grain.
What sides to Serve with Steaks:
It is Steak & BJ Day, after all. Juicy steak is required.
Steak and Blow Job Day is all about your partner, just like Valentine’s Day should be. You’ll want to put on your sexiest outfit and turn your enthusiasm up a notch for his member. We’re a fan of these Steak & BJ Panties and the matching shirt at the top of the article. Of course you don’t have to cook the steak yourself, you may find that he wants to go out to his favorite steakhouse or perhaps enjoys grilling them at home. For those doing the cooking might we suggest your birthday suit beneath the Steak & BJ Apron. We know you’ll both look sexy no matter how little you’re wearing.
Giving the best blow job you can on this important day is key. Really, all it takes is communication between yourself and the penis-owner to figure out what they like – then doing it with enthusiasm. Why is it called a blow job? The act of giving a “blow” job actually doesn’t require blowing — it’s more about sucking and licking. Some stories suggest that the term ‘blow job’ is a variation on a Victorian-era term ‘below-job.’ We’re just glad it was invented.
Jessica Drake, a porn star, sex educator, and founder of the Guide to Wicked Sex, recommends starting with your hands rather than going right for his penis with your mouth. Doing lots of different things seemingly at once is key. Don’t make it all about sucking the head of the penis. The idea is to worship the entire area. Run your hands up and down his thighs, pet the cock, do some manipulation with your hand, then use no hands, even just your tongue for a bit. There is no need to rush. If after a while the cock has not cum, then utilize your hands. Taking it to the next level is receiving the cum in your mouth, the more talented will swallow. Don’t abruptly stop and abandon the cock after the cum, use a gentle slow down ending, the brakes should just apply to the intensity. Take your time making sure to get every last drop of cum.